Black Mesa vs. Aperture Science


#281

Also Evil Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYXWgDDw4tA


#282

And combustible lemons.


#283

outside of valve: SPAAACE!!!

at valve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Y_2GEGeWM


#284

Working at Valve must have been annoying after this video spread around there.

“Lunch. Lunch. Gotta go to lunch. Hello? Somebody? I wanna go to lunch.”


#285

“I’m at lunch.”
“I know you are, mate. We’re both at lunch.”
“LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!”


#286

Lunch core sure likes them lunch.


#287

Black Mesa, Aperture Science just isn’t safe! Cave Johnson is a prime example of this.


#288

Ah yes, aliens and grunts out to kill you are just everyday happenings of Black mesa. Move along.


#289

The quote in your signature more or less sums up the events of Half-Life 1 and the reason that it would not be a good idea to work at Black Mesa.


#290

Hands down, I would love black mesa. The experiments go beyond the human mind and being a test subject for a [non hazardous] test would be great! But I think being a security guard would be pretty cool too. :smiley:


#291

I preefer working in Aperture Science. I love Black Mesa, but I think Aperture Science has a better design and is a really nice place. Thay have cakes. :smiley: I love GLaDOS too ^_^. Her humor is really good. The only bad thing is that she kills her employees xD


#292

The Cake is a lie, remember?


#293

:frowning:
That means GLaDOS lie to me :’( :’(

Well, I think at least I can earn the $60 :slight_smile:


#294

Oh god, the 60 $ jokes…


#295

I would work at Aperture Science, but the fact that I have a chance to live if I work at Black Mesa makes me want to work there. If I could work at Aperture Science without GLaDOS trying to kill me, I would.


#296

why


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#299

Aperture all the way! Well only if I get a companion cube and if the cake isn’t a lie.
BM does have HEV suits though… and I can explode microwaves… set off random alarms and have the guards yell at me…

Ideally BM with a companion cube.


#300

Are we really doing this – uggghhh…