Black Mesa vs. Aperture Science


#141

I’d consider only some of the workers more as pawns then as test subjects…


#142

Well, you do have to test resonance cascades from time to time and see who dies and who survives, right?


#143

Well if you put it that way… Somebody get me some cheese, an orange cart, and a giant fucking laser telepoter A.K.A. the Anti-Mass Spec-Fuggin’-trometer and I’ll test it out now.


#144

:lol:


#145

Thanks =D


#146

According to Portal Prelude, which is not official, but gives a good idea as to what happened, everyone died. There were Aperture manhacks, rocket launchers and stuff.


#147

Black Mesa has a reservoir so you could go swimming, boating, scuba diving, etc.


#148

And hugging sharks from outer space <3


#149

I pick Black Mesa, I have a higher chance of living there.


#150

i’m curious about what’s in their brochures.

*rogue turret defences
*no safety precautions
*0.4% chances of survival in emergency situations
*minimum wage salary

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#151

I take the one with bumper stickers.


#152

After seeing the Portal 2 Teaser, I’d pick Aperture Science.


#153

I don’t know about brochures but I know what the website’d be like.

Yes, the Doritos story was a freeman’s Mind reference, and yes, I do know I misspelled “Marc Laidlaw”, I’m just to lazy to go back and fix it right now…


#154

holy christ reduce your sig


#155

Well, he could’ve left some part of the coservation in though. Just, less of it.


#156

I’d enlist as an HECU marine. You have guns, grenades, fellow buddies, and at the end of the day, a lot of them got out on Ospreys.


#157

and you’re also expendable cannon-fodder for hordes of aliens and gun-toting MIT grads. buns of fun


#158

I’d be Aperture… Because I think short range teleportation that can carry over momentum is better than long range with which you can’t even see where you’re going. I’d rather WILLINGLY jump out of a glowing wormhole on the side of the empire state building than accidentally teleport three feet off the edge.


#159

Does that make you suicidal? Because, if you WILLINGLY jump, that’s suicide. If it’s an accident, that’s… well, an accident.


#160

Better than being a poorly equipped security guard or helpless/useless scientist.