Does the pyro smoke weed?


War craze, if anything.




He lights it with his flamethrower :retard:


Dewey Cox: What are y’all doin’ in here?
Sam: We’re smoking reefer and you don’t want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You’re smoking reefers?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can’t you smell it?
Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can’t.
Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don’t want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don’t want no hangover. I can’t get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn’t give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It’s not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay… well, I don’t know… I don’t want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can’t OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It’s not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It’s the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: Hmm.
Sam: You don’t want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.


Why would anyone wanna fuck themselves up with weed? Don’t they know about the conspiracy?

You all think it’s not addicting, not hurtful, and doesn’t mess you up the next day.

In reality, you all vie to keep getting high. Why’s that? Oh yeah. It’s addicting. Withdrawel symptoms include irratibility, which you are all displaying quite nicely. :slight_smile:

After you do weed, not only does it coat your lungs in tar, it makes you really damn hungry, and odds are since you are messed up, you’ll eat ANYTHING. I had a friend who got messed up and thought a handful of razor blades were actually a biscuit. If you want to see him, you’ll need to dig 6feet under a cemetary.

And it gives you a wicked hangover. Not only do you wish you were still high, you are so upset that you’ve unknowingly cried so hard your eyes are red.

Weed is terrible, though from the amount of retardation in this thread, I can understand why y’all do it, and you have my pity.


How would you get lungs filled with tar from weed? By the way, it is quite safe if you put it in cakes and stuff.


OH THE IRONY :fffuuu:


your friend must have been retarded. I can see someone doing that on PCP or methamphetamine, but weed? :fffuuu: I don’t think weed does what you think it does.

and weed does not contain tar, that’s cigarettes. :wink:


You normally use tobacco to roll a joint though.


Only if you’re poor, I used to add clip cuz I had very little weed, now I easily smoke 3 times more weed than cigarettes.


I don’t. blunts yes, rolling papers for joints. I usually use an apple or a bowl though.

haven’t smoked in ~1.5 months. Yup, really addicted, craving that next joint every hour of every day.

you’re not nearly THAT messed up… and that’s what munchies are for.


I posted and then ^ posted after me, before the page had time to load for me, so I guess you posted 0.1 seconds after me. :ninja::freeman:


So you roll em pure?

Also, an apple or bowl, how does that work?


I use a standard glass/ceramic bowl, but if we don’t have one handy, we carve out the core of an apple, punch a hole for the carb and jam a pen in for the mouthpiece. One of my friends is a pro at making them.


You put weed into the small opening, hold a lighter to it and suck air out of the big opening.

Wait, that’s a bong, but you get the idea.


So a pipe, basically.

Damn, I really want some weed right now. I should probably try buying someone tomorrow.


currently rolling all I have left

one bad thing about weed: shit dries way too fast, and if it gets too dry, you don’t get high.


share it man

also, doesn’t it dry out way slower if you keep it in one of those plastic bags, that close air-tight?


Yeah also put it in the fridge, but not the freezer, according to google.


Thats a Euro thing, not everyone in the States does it. I heard its because herbs are stronger overseas, but I wouldn’t know if thats a fact or urban legend.