What You Get When You’re Named "Gordon Freeman"


#1

Guy named Gordon freeman in australia has got an pressent from gabe… and something with a 3 in it

update:

His Twitter:
https://twitter.com/#!/Resistian/status/166368712713183233/photo/1


#2

Pics or didn’t happen.

Oh…


#3

Such a lucky guy…


#4

Looks legit … kinda


#5

If I ever met that guy, I’d remind him to reload.


#6

I’d give him some ammo


#7

screw ammo, give him a friggin crowbar!


#8

he’d take the motherfukkn medkit


#9

I’m going to have to call Bullshit on this on account of the shirt & the lack of proper proof.


#10

The shirt could just be a little joke. I don’t believe it would be past Valve’s humor.

It’s not like they actually gave him Half Life 3. :stuck_out_tongue:


#11

Screw the Orange Box he should’ve gave him Half-Life 3, this is Gordon we’re talking about, albeit a much younger whinier non ball dropping version.


#12

So your balls didn’t drop until you were 19?


#13

I would stalk him while wearing a blue suit and carting around a briefcase.


#14

I’d throw a can on the ground and tell him to pick it the fuck up…
Pending on whether he does it or not, I would give him a printed piece of cardboard with an Achievement on it.


#15

He didn’t mention there was a Steam key(!) printed on the tag.


#16

Despite any speculation that may/may not begin and all of that stuff, it would be something else to walk around with that T-Shirt knowing you’re the only one of the only people who has it.

Edit: Oh piss! He got the 360 version. Way to look out for the mascot, Valve.


#17

So “Valve” gives him a physical copy of an Xbox game, then a steam copy of a non-existent game? Sounds both legit & consistent.


#18

Indeed.


#19

I’ll give him my old Dodge Challenger


#20

I’ll follow him around wherever he goes, stop if there’s an elevation higher than 10 cm and randomly press buttons on any ATM’s we pass.