This is a Twitter bot that mashes up tech recruiter email spam with people’s descriptions of their drug trips.
“We’re taking a consumer-first approach to the next several minutes”
“// BERK Labs We are cash flow positive and have paranoid thought cycles at night.”
“Goblins, Murgos, Viashinos, Skull Bearers, Trolls, Gnolls, and a team that’s as passionate as you”
“Spiders far too large to be a great fit here at Fitbit.”
“I’m focused on finding smart, entrepreneurial people with strong engineering fundamentals that have become small and reside in fruit bowls”
“The candidate would also possess: A BS in Computer Science or relevant work samples/portfolio along with the power to dissipate into the air”
“I see a desolate wasteland, and a great co-worker.”
“moaning, holding ourselves to quell the inner pain: we are experiencing incredible growth.”
My Uber welcome email:
Oh boy! I’m going to tell all of my friends about Uber today!
There’s no limit to how much credit I can earn!
Lmaoo mine did something like that to me too
Let’s at least use the version without the bleeps
Yeah but Justin Roiland screaming at himself is more entertaining
Transcript or not, it’s still hilarious to watch/read.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. My god.