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#2981


#2982

Erowid Recruiter

This is a Twitter bot that mashes up tech recruiter email spam with people’s descriptions of their drug trips.

“We’re taking a consumer-first approach to the next several minutes”
“// BERK Labs We are cash flow positive and have paranoid thought cycles at night.”
“Goblins, Murgos, Viashinos, Skull Bearers, Trolls, Gnolls, and a team that’s as passionate as you”
“Spiders far too large to be a great fit here at Fitbit.”
“I’m focused on finding smart, entrepreneurial people with strong engineering fundamentals that have become small and reside in fruit bowls”
“The candidate would also possess: A BS in Computer Science or relevant work samples/portfolio along with the power to dissipate into the air”
“I see a desolate wasteland, and a great co-worker.”
“moaning, holding ourselves to quell the inner pain: we are experiencing incredible growth.”


#2983

youtube.com/watch?v=iH5kXAZHfNs

dead


#2984

youtube.com/watch?v=PU6CvPRl2Hw

I died.

Edit:
youtube.com/watch?v=SDCg7f93R6o


#2985

My Uber welcome email:

Oh boy! I’m going to tell all of my friends about Uber today!

There’s no limit to how much credit I can earn!


#2986

Lmaoo mine did something like that to me too


#2987

youtube.com/watch?v=93C1t1NvhrI


#2988

The future of gaming

http://i.imgur.com/vBxA52M.mp4


#2989

youtu.be/_JKne7oinYM


#2990

youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0


#2991

Let’s at least use the version without the bleeps


#2992

Here, have a direct transcript from the court itself.


#2993

Yeah but Justin Roiland screaming at himself is more entertaining


#2994

Transcript or not, it’s still hilarious to watch/read.


#2995

youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8


#2996

youtube.com/watch?v=RgBDdDdSqNE


#2997


#2998

Troll level: expert

youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY

youtube.com/watch?v=JaTYFs380rI


#2999

http://wilsonquarterly.com/quarterly/winter-2014-four-decades-of-classic-essays/history-past-life-reeked-with-joy/

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. My god.


#3000

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